Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Lindsay Lohan is a Lesbian Now


This news would be hot if this were about five years ago. But it's not. And Linds looks like a tired truck stop tranny.

Anywho, not only is she a lesbo, but she's an angry jealous lesbo. Don't touch her woman, Samantha Ronson! Who would want to?

Says Page Six: The two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday, where Ronson was spinning, but Lohan didn't like all the attention Ronson was getting. "Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' a - - away from my girlfriend,' " said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson "was ignoring her" and became upset. "Samantha was really focused on her work and didn't leave the booth for anything," said our spy. Lindsay is so into her pal, she's even created a Facebook profile under "Lindsay Ronson."

Ew. That is all.

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