Monday, April 21, 2008

Freaking Awesome


This goofy looking bitch is Richard Quest from CNN. He got himself arrested in NYC's Central Park for being in the park past curfew and having some meth in his pocket, which he admitted to. What he didn't admit to was the sex toy in his boot and the rope with one end tied around his neck and the other tied around his genitals. He had an unidentified friend with him. And by "friend" they mean "master." I wonder what the sex toy was?


Says his lawyers: "Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew. He was simply returning to his hotel with friends."


Ha. I don't know why, but this story has warmed my cold little heart.

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