God forbid anybody talk about Asslee. Big-Boobs-McGee herself gets her vagina in a twist. She has to make some sort of statement.
On Asslee's engagement to Pete Weeniez: "My sister is overflowing with joy," says Ashlee's older sibling, Jessica Simpson. "Pete is an incredible soul. They naturally bring out the best in each other. I couldn't be happier."
What she means by that is HEY! LOOKIT ME! I'M DATING A FOOTBALL PLAYER! WOO! OVER HERE! MY CAREER IS SHOT I NEED ALL THE ATTENTION I CAN GET!
Ahem. Anyways. Picture is of her and aforementioned boyfriend.
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