Riiiiiight....

Isn't Tito Ortiz still fucking Jenna Jamison? If so, he needs to bitch-slap her ass back into reality.

Seems she was on The View promoting her new film Zombie Strippers. And yes, that's really the title. And no, it's not bad porn. I actually watched about half of that charming preview before realizing that for one, it's supposed to be a serious action/horror/suspense flick. I also realized that the manic laughing I heard was my own.

Anywho. Jenna had this to say about this cinematic masterpiece: "There's a lot of political undertones against the Bush administration. And that's part of the reason why I did the movie. I kind of fancy myself a political girl."

Oh yeah. Seriously. I think she's fucked herself retarded.