Amy Winehouse was voted "ultimate heroine" by something called sky.com. They didn't say whether the bitches they polled were actually runaways at a methadone clinic who thought "heroine" meant a chick who did smack, but since they voted Pete Doherty as the second most popular hero, I'm assuming I'm right.
The crackheads even placed higher than Princess Diana. Some shrink told NME it was because "seems to portray a certain sense of vulnerability or having had to fight against some adversity in their lives." No it's because the people they polled are straight up dumbasses.
Also, to prove her title of "Ultimate Heroine" she decided to headbutt some guy outside a club. Her friends dragged her back inside, only for her to stumble outside and run straight into a lamp post.
The crackheads even placed higher than Princess Diana. Some shrink told NME it was because "seems to portray a certain sense of vulnerability or having had to fight against some adversity in their lives." No it's because the people they polled are straight up dumbasses.
Also, to prove her title of "Ultimate Heroine" she decided to headbutt some guy outside a club. Her friends dragged her back inside, only for her to stumble outside and run straight into a lamp post.
Nice choice, sky.com. Thumbs up to you.
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