I know it's been a while since I talked about the other Simpson ho, so here goes. Bitch is marrying Pete Wentz. I seriously cannot see that name without remembering those horrible cameraphone pictures of him playing with his little Wentz. Ew! Nightmares!
Anyways, Asslee made a statement: We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes - it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us."
Papa Joe Perv pulled his face out of Chestica's ass long enough to say "Ashlee who?" Heh. Not really.
From DListed: Papa Joe confirmed to People and said he's "totally happy" and "so excited to have Pete as part of (our) family."
Pete was paid. I guess bitch has an album coming out. Timing folks! I didn't even know she was still singing. I thought all the 12-year-olds worshipped Myley Syrus now. I guess I'm out of the fucking loop, I dunno.
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