Thursday, April 17, 2008

Papa Joe Simpson is Delusional


Apparently Papa Joe Perv has been shopping around to various magazines the exclusive rights to talk to daughter Ashlee about her pregnancy, and later the rights to the first pictures of the offspring. His asking price? One million dollars. The magazines were less than enthusiastic.


Page Six: The deal would include photos of Ashlee - taken by Joe, of course, so he can make more money - an interview and photos of the baby when she has it," our source said. Sadly, there is some interest - but not for anything close to $1 million. One magazine editor said the pictures would fetch "$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album ['Bittersweet World'] is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly." But even with the marriage announcement, "Joe has an unrealistic expectation of what Ashlee can command," the editor said."


"Lucky she got pregnant" eh? I'm getting a sicky ew ew feeling. I'm going to go pour bleach on my eyeballs now.

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