Hope he Had His Lap Disinfected Afterwards.

The Sun UK is reporting that Pamela Anderson gave Hugh Hefner a naked lap dance for his 82nd birthday. Ew.

The former Baywatch star, 40, who has appeared nude on the cover of Playboy magazine 12 times, gave him the steamy lap dance at a Las Vegas casino.As Hefner walked into his luxury suite, she walked out of a bedroom — wearing only high-heel shoes.Hotel owner George Maloof, 43, said: “He was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.”

I want to like Pam. Seriously, I do. She had one of the funniest Comedy Central Roasts ever mostly because she's friends with the Queen of Train Wrecks, Courtney Love who rocked the night with her stoned slurring. But I also know that Pam has fucked just about everyone at this point, so I hope someone lysoled Hef's lap before one of his innocent girlfriends happened upon those germs. I'm just saying! Hotdog down a hallway, people.