Friday, April 11, 2008

King & Queen of Stupid Asses


19-year-old Joseph Manzanares was arrested for showing up at his girlfriend's work at a video store and threatening to kill her. As he left, he knocked some displays over too. He was later arrested at his home in Commerce City, CO.


Seems the pair had been arguing all day. What were they arguing about? Who left the toilet paper roll empty? No. Whose turn it was to do the dishes? No. What fucking color the sky is? Hell no. The girlfriend admitted to the cops that they had been arguing about which gang their 4-year-old son should join. Seriously. She was black, so she was rooting for the Crips while Joseph was aruging for the Westside Ballers Gang.


I'm serious. People like this are allowed to reproduce. They are responsible for ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. This is scary shit. I'm sending my kid to school with pepperspray. Seriously.

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