This Shit is Never Coming Out.

If you remember, Valkyrie is some shitty movie starring The Couch Destroying Midget about some guy who was supposed to off Hitler. Well, rumor is that it is a stinking pile. It was supposed to come out this July, then got pushed back to October. Well, now it's not coming out until February 13, 2009. Oh what a way to celebrate Valentine's Day! Watching an idiot play a German but not even attempt a German accent.

Above is a trailer for this lovely masterpiece of crap. Somewhere, my husband is throwing up profulsely. I can hear it now.