Another Bitch in Rehab

Earlier this week, I posted about Richard Quest getting arrested in NYC with the sex toy in his boot, the drugs in his pocket, and the rope around his neck tied to his genitals. So to avoid jailtime, he's checking his ass into rehab.

CNN issued this statement: "At this time, CNN's primary concern is for his health and wellbeing. We look forward to Richard returning to CNN International."

Right now his bosses are ripping his desk apart to see what twisted shit he hid at work. His computer is totally toast too.

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Freaking Awesome

This goofy looking bitch is Richard Quest from CNN. He got himself arrested in NYC's Central Park for being in the park past curfew and having some meth in his pocket, which he admitted to. What he didn't admit to was the sex toy in his boot and the rope with one end tied around his neck and the other tied around his genitals. He had an unidentified friend with him. And by "friend" they mean "master." I wonder what the sex toy was?

Says his lawyers: "Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew. He was simply returning to his hotel with friends."

Ha. I don't know why, but this story has warmed my cold little heart.