Random Acts of Crap

Clay Aiken is gay. Yes, today I am playing Captain Obvious. - Picture: IDLYTW Story: Reuters

Still more Girls Next Door drama. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Lezzy Lohan and her father are still fighting and hating each other. - The Superficial

John McCain lied to David Letterman, and Letterman totally pwns him on his show. - DListed

David Blaine's finale of fakery. - IDLYITW

Lezzy Lohan and Sam Ronson Come Out on 'Loveline'

Hey I could think of worse ways to do it. From my source:

"Loveline" is pretty much unlistenable ever since Adam Carolla left, but something pretty good did happen Sunday night, when the host Stryker did a phone interview with Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan about Travis Barker and DJ AM. As things wrapped up, Stryker asked Lindsay, "Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?" And Lindsay answered, “A long time, a very long time."

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Random Acts of Crap

Some guy didn't shave his beard until the new Metallica album came out. Ew. - Seriously OMG

Parisite Hilton works really really hard. At what, I don't know. - The Superficial

Another Brangelina break-up rumor. As if Dame Goddess would allow him to go anywhere without her permission. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Tom Cruise and his robot wife want us to know they are still in loooooove. Or something like that. - DListed

Michael Lohan compares his older daughter to Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie. About the only thing they have in common really is that Angie had a lezzy phase once too. - The Superficial

Barack Obama NOT a Lezzy Fan.

So Lezzy Lohan took to her blog to bitch about Sarah Palin the other day and proclaiming her Obama love, but he's not really feeling it.

From the Chicago Sun-Times:

However, a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ''is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.''Given Lohan's past problems, plus ongoing brushes with controversy, I've learned the campaign quietly told the actress ''thanks, but no thanks,'' but in far more diplomatic terms.

Translation: "Shut the hell up, you dumb whore. Thank you."

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Random Acts of Crap

Brooke Hogan tucks back her penis and wears a bikini. Good job, Brooke. You ALMOST pass. - The Superficial

Will Smith denies again that's he's a part of the $cientology cult. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Lezzy Lohan and Sam Ronson hate on Sarah Palin via Lezzy's MySpace blog. - The Superficial

Matthew McConaughey finished that triatholon an hour faster than JLo. Boy, she's gonna be pissed that people know that. - WWTDD

Eva Mendes has done the sexy in all 50 states. Alaska was not a good experience, incidentally. I blame Sarah Palin. - DListed

Mary Louise Parker's boobies on Weeds. - Egotastic

Reunited, and it feels so good. (Britney Spears at Starbucks.) - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Chestica Simpson still singing country music and still sucking at it. - IDLYITW

In spite of his claims, P. Diddy Puff Daddy whateverhisnameis does not in fact, own his own private jet. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

In more Chestica Simpson news, apparently the fans are allowing her to go to Dallas Cowboy games to cheer on her bribed boyfriend Tony Romo on one condition - she not wear a Cowboy's jersey. Goodie. - The Superficial

Is Sam Ronson gonna make Lezzy Lohan an honest lesbian? - DListed

Pamela Anderson says she is absolutely NOT dating Michael Jackson. Thank God for small favors. - Holy Moly

Random Acts of Crap

Remember that random cocktail waitress that George Clooney dated? That chick that nobody knew who the fuck she was and had NO career until Clooney started doing her and basically GAVE her said career? She apparently cheated on George. Way to say 'thank you,' nameless cocktail waitress chick. - The Superficial

Lezzy Lohan and her dad the famewhore are still at it via MySpace and the media. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Axl Rose wants to fuck Kelly Osbourne. Ew. Poor Kelly. - HolyMoly

Chestica Simpson is still epically failing at country music. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

Michael Lohan yaps about daughter Lezzy Lohan being "used" by her girlfriend. - IDLYITW

The girlfriend, Sam Ronson, responds via her MySpace blog. Whoo, don't get lezzies pissed! They blog mean. - DListed

Katie-Kate Holmes has huge bruises on her knees. You know those didn't come from doing sexy things with her alien midget husband. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Suge Knight arrested for beating up his girlfriend. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Chestica Simpson wants to sell you beer. - The Superficial

Lezzy Lohan sideboob. - IDLYITW

Lilly Allen is punching people. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Gwen Stefani is in the hospital for a scheduled C-Section today. FINALLY. I wondered if they were gonna wait until the kid was in middle school or something. - DListed

Amy Winehouse is NOT going to rehab. Because that is a good idea. - Celebitchy

Random Acts of Crap

Amy Winehouse is back, and slapping random people again. Nice to know she hasn't changed. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

DMX arrested for the 479th time. - The Superficial

Lezzy Lohan may not be lezzy anymore. Damn. That was fun. - WWTDD

Donald Trump is Ed Mahon's hero. - DListed

No more parties at Playboy Mansion. Holly must have something to do with this. - WWTDD

Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend/babydaddy says he never cheated. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Madonna still looks like a zombie. - DListed

Lezzy Lohan's lezziness is why the paps are easier to deal with, according to this LAPD Cheif. - IDLYITW

Still more hacked cameraphone pictures of Miley Cyrus trying to be a whore. Did you click the link? Perv. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Kate Hudson back with ex-husband. - The Superficial

Both Amy Winehouse's parents are complete fucking idiots. - WWTDD

Random Acts of Crap

Jamie Lynn Spears takes her turn whoring out her newborn on a magazine cover. - IDLYITW

Lezzy Lohan sorta comes out of the closet. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Matthew McConaughy explains the Biblical reason he named his kid Levi. I'm trying to figure out what kinda stoner reads the BIBLE. Seriously, someone explain this to me. - The Superficial

Pete Wentzy likes to talk to his unborn child. Keep it up, dumbass and the kid will never want to come out! - A Socialite's Life

Amy Winehouse is still punching people. - DListed

One Great Big Random Act of Crap

Jim Carey wears his girlfriend's swimsuit. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Lezzy Lohan celebrates her birthday with her girlfriend at Disneyland. - IDLYITW

George Clooney: "Being a sexy bitch is hard work." Right. - Celebitchy

Steve-O moved from rehab to psych ward. - ICYDK

The Osbournes doing a variety type show. Yes, I will be totally watching this shit if it airs in the US. - Seriously OMG

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban welcome new baby girl. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

Lezzy Lohan takes a page from Katherine Heigl's book. - The Superficial

Kate Moss wears a see-through dress. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

I hope Benji Madden is infertile. - The Superficial

Katherine Heigl's bullshit may get Isaiah Washington brought back to Grey's Anatomy. - Celebitchy

Diddy is considerate of the women who have to see his balls. Ew. - DListed

Late Random Bits of Crap

Katherine Heigl takes her bitchy ass and ugly boyfriend to Mexico. Too bad she has come back. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Robbie Williams has hairy man-boobs. If you're into that sort of thing. - DListed

Tila Tequila is eloquent. - The Superficial

Anne Hathaway dumped her man. - IDLYITW

Lezzy Lohan hasn't killed anyone yet. Way to be, Lezzy! - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Hello Photoshop! Pics of Lezzy Lohan looking more hot and less like a truck stop tranny - The Superficial

Tom Hanks is a hero. - IDLYITW

Ashlee Simpson-Wentzy's preggo boobies. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Jessica Alba's baby pictures. - CityRag

George Clooney does not like fake tits. - DListed

Madonna and Guy Ritchie deny they are divorcing. Just ignore the fact that they have both seen big-time lawyers. - In Case You Didn't Know

Sam Ronson's Brother Approves

Mark Ronson, brother to Lezzy Lohan's snatch Samantha Ronson, approves of the lesbian lovers.

"My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?"

Lezzy and Samantha have not confirmed they are eating each other carpets, so I guess he's just starting shit. God they should just declare their love and get it over with.

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Lindsay Lohan is Still a Lesbian

Y'know, in case you were wondering.

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Random Acts of Crap

Shania Twain blogs about her divorce and broken heart - Celebitchy

Spokeswhore to Parisite Hilton denies pregnancy. I continue work on special utuerus-destroying disease in shape of chocolate penis - The Superficial

Rupert Everett is "bitchy old queen." 'Nuff said - IDLYITW

Bobby Brown's son claims to have nailed Lindsay Lesbian. Hell, before she starting surfing the tuna boat, most every male has. Why do you think she's a lesbo now? She's done all the men in Hollywood - The Superficial

Janice Dickinson's dog ran like hell - A Socialite's Life

Don't call Dwayne Johnson 'The Rock' anymore - Just Jared

It's a Nice Day for a Lesiban Wedding

The Daily Star is reporting that Lesiban Lohan has been telling people she's gonna marry her lesbo lover Samantha Ronson. Her spokeswhores are still denying she's bumping vaginas with the DJ.

She's been wearing an engagement ring on her ring finger this past weekend at Cannes. Rumor is that she's been saying she's planning at wedding at Dollywood in July. Yes, you read that right. Dollywood. I would give my left boob to witness this trash. Maybe Mommy Lohan will document it on her shitty reality show. That is, if she would quit denying that her daughter is a flaming firecrotch lesbian.

Her dad, however, knows the truth. He told Us Weekly his daughter's relationship "is evident to anyone with half a brain." Says a lot about his ex-wife.

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