Random Acts of Crap

Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie is in hospital in France. But according to her doctor, the twins are not here yet. Twinwatch continues! - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Ashlee Wentzy's preggo boobies. - The Superficial

Chestica Simpson takes Tony Romo and his parents to Olive Garden. Wow. Way to break the bank. - Celebitchy

Seriously? A Friends movie? Who is gonna go see that crap? - DListed

Is this Michael Lohan's love child? - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Rose McGowan broke up Robert Rodriguez' marriage, and now she's dumping him. - IDLYITW

Ashlee and Pete Wentzy are having a boy. - DListed

Madonna and A-Rod allegedly screwing - he even visited her the same night his wife gave birth. - The Superficial

BUT Madonna and Guy Ritchie totally not getting a divorce. See? They went to dinner AND held hands so they are still sooooo in love. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

Marilyn Monroe and Judy Garland will probably rise from the dead to bitch-slap New York for tarnishing their memory with her fat tranny ass. - DListed

Nuns love Steven Tyler. I didn't even know nuns were ALLOWED to listen to real music! - The Superficial

More rumors about Madonna and Guy Ritchie's divorce. - IDLYITW

Pete and Ashlee Wentzy got a dog. - Friends or Enemies

Parisite Hilton's boyfriend looks like Boy George. - DListed

Obama denies being "email buddies" to Scarlett Johansen like she claimed. - The Superficial

Mini-Me actor Verne Troyer has a sex tape. There's a clip if you have a strong enough stomach for it, but I'm filing it under "vomit" along with Gene Simmons' tape. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

Hello Photoshop! Pics of Lezzy Lohan looking more hot and less like a truck stop tranny - The Superficial

Tom Hanks is a hero. - IDLYITW

Ashlee Simpson-Wentzy's preggo boobies. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Jessica Alba's baby pictures. - CityRag

George Clooney does not like fake tits. - DListed

Madonna and Guy Ritchie deny they are divorcing. Just ignore the fact that they have both seen big-time lawyers. - In Case You Didn't Know

Maddy's Not Screwing Around

So the rumors are making the rounds again that Madonna's getting ready to kick Guy Ritchie to the curb. They've been "growing apart." Blah. He's just boring her and not making her enough money. Supposedly she's hired Paul McCartney's divorce attorney, Nicholas Mostyn QC and went to see him in London ten days ago.

Also according to Holy Moly Maddy and Guy didn't sign a prenup. I'm calling shenanigans on that one. No effing way Madonna would marry any bitch without a prenup. Nobody gets near that cash.

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