Its Pax!

Geez I was starting to wonder if they locked this kid in a basement or something. I don't think we've seen him since they brought him home. He's a cutie though.

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Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale Welcome Second Son

We know Gwen was in hospital on Thursday due to have her baby by C-Section, but I was off Friday so this is late news.


People Magazine says: Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale was born at 12:46 p.m. and weighed 8 1/2 lbs. He joins the couple's other son Kingston, who turned 2 in May.

"Kingston, Gwen and Gavin Rossdale welcomed the newest member of their family," they say in a statement. "Mother, baby and family are all happy and healthy.

Yeah that's a completely normal name. Way to be, Gavin.

Anywho, congrats to them both. Glad mommy and son are doing well.

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Goddess and the Slave Unveil the Twins

In a giant multi-millon dollar deal, Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie and her slave are on the covers of both People and Hello magazines. The money the mags paid them goes straight to the charity they set up for children around the world.

That being said, why the hell did they put Shiloh on People??? You know Maddox deserved that shit. He runs that house. Meh. He probably gave his permission.

Anywho, I'm not feeling very snarky or creative today. Cute babies.

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Random Acts of Crap

Jamie Lynn Spears takes her turn whoring out her newborn on a magazine cover. - IDLYITW

Lezzy Lohan sorta comes out of the closet. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Matthew McConaughy explains the Biblical reason he named his kid Levi. I'm trying to figure out what kinda stoner reads the BIBLE. Seriously, someone explain this to me. - The Superficial

Pete Wentzy likes to talk to his unborn child. Keep it up, dumbass and the kid will never want to come out! - A Socialite's Life

Amy Winehouse is still punching people. - DListed

There's Another Spears Girl on Earth Now. Great.

Jamie-Lynn Spears had her baby this morning. Maddie Briann weighed 6 pounds 10 ounces and magazines are now beating themselves up to get a photo of this offspring.

God I hope this one has a better shot then the other women before her.
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No Weirdo Names for the New Gwen/Gavin Offspring

Which is okay I think. Weirdo names are overrated. Just because nobody's gonna tease Apple or Suri doesn't mean it isn't gonna be hell when it's time to explain why you're named after a fruit or when it's time to spell.

Gavin Rossdale was on Ryan Gaycrest's radio show and had this to say about he and Gwen's forthcoming child: “We don’t know [the baby’s gender]. It was a surprise last time so we’re kind of working on that this time. There are some [names] floating around the house, bouncing around the walls.”

Fuck that. When I was pregnant, we wanted to know. Being surprised is also overrated. How the hell do you buy shit? There's only so much green and yellow onesies you can buy and what fun is a unisex nursery? Oh well, I'm not rich so I don't get it I guess.

Gavin went on to say not to expect any odd names because “Kingston set a pretty intense standard!”

As celebrity baby names go, Kingston is pretty tame, I'd say.