One Great Big Random Act of Crap

Jim Carey wears his girlfriend's swimsuit. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Lezzy Lohan celebrates her birthday with her girlfriend at Disneyland. - IDLYITW

George Clooney: "Being a sexy bitch is hard work." Right. - Celebitchy

Steve-O moved from rehab to psych ward. - ICYDK

The Osbournes doing a variety type show. Yes, I will be totally watching this shit if it airs in the US. - Seriously OMG

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban welcome new baby girl. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

KFed named Father of the Year. Seriously. - The Superficial

Lily Allen knows how to party - DListed

Steve-O's been sober 85 days - ICYDK

Christina Aquilera's giant boobies are going nowhere - The Superficial

Its official: Obama gets Democratic nomination - MSNBC

Steve-O in Jail

Really, it's not that surprising.

He was beating holes into the walls of his apartment, his neighbor heard, and apparently sat on him or something until the cops showed up to arrest his ass.

He's supposedly going to be charged with vandilizing.

The only reason I posted this is because I re-watched that Jackass movie over the weekend and it reminded me how completely disgusting Steve-O is and it made me wonder how the hell he has EVER gotten laid.

Lohan is in Mourning.

After working in director Robert Altman's final film, A Prairie Home Companion, Lindsay Lohan made a big deal out of saying how Altman was "...the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had." And of course, when he died, there was a funeral. And of course...she went partying with Steve-O instead of attending. Makes sense, right?

Says a source: "If he was so important to her, where was she?"

She was fresh outta rehab getting blasted with a dude who once had his ass cheeks pierced shut. Oh yeah she has wonderful judgement.