Courtney Love is Such a Lady

Aw, how cute. Glad to see someone's keeping the crack dealers in L.A. employed.

Hey dumb bitch, you found your husband's ashes yet? Or did you mistake them for coke and snort them?

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Barack Obama NOT a Lezzy Fan.

So Lezzy Lohan took to her blog to bitch about Sarah Palin the other day and proclaiming her Obama love, but he's not really feeling it.

From the Chicago Sun-Times:

However, a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ''is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.''Given Lohan's past problems, plus ongoing brushes with controversy, I've learned the campaign quietly told the actress ''thanks, but no thanks,'' but in far more diplomatic terms.

Translation: "Shut the hell up, you dumb whore. Thank you."

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Dumb Bitch!

Brooke Hogan has a show called Brooke Knows Best because she's the only Hogan with mroe than half a brain cell and because VH1 will give any dumbass their own show. Anywho, on the latest episode, she was interviewing some chick to be roommates with her. The chick asked her who she was voting for in the presidential election. This was her response: "You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"

This ho needs bitch-slapped. Way to set women back a couple hundred years, ya dipshit.

God I hate this entire family. Why can't they OD on steriods and put me out of my misery?

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Chestica Gets Booed

If you care, Chestica Simpson made a country album and said she was "planning on making country [music] for the rest of my life" like she was awesome at it or something. However, as we all know, that is not the case. And we don't even have to hear her songs to know this.

She played a show in Wisconsin and the crowd sure let her know.

Skepticism was elevated hours before Jessica Simpson's debut country performance, opening for Sara Evans, Saturday night at Country Thunder. With only one country single released, fans doubted if the pop diva could stack up against other country music acts. "Just because she's dating Tony Romo it doesn't make her country," said Mike Rodriguez, 31, from Lake Geneva. "She doesn't fit in with country, and I'll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert." Zach Schlodt, 19, of Palatine, Ill., agreed.", Simpson's heart isn't in country music, and she is just banking on the genre's current popularity, he said. "She's an embarrassment to country music," he added...One man summed her performance up in a single word. "It's crap," said Ryan Sia, 28, from East Troy. "She doesn't belong here."

Well that about sums it up! The last guy was the best. I'll bet somewhere Papa Joe is just steaming mad that he didn't manage to buy off these people pre-show.

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Katherine Heigl About to Get Hers

So Katherine Heigl just might get knocked down a few notches. And it would be awesome! Her character on Grey's Anatomy, Izzie, might get killed. Which even though that's one of my favorite shows, I really wouldn't be too upset to see Izzie go. Not because I dislike her character, but because Katherine Heigl is THAT annoying.

The idea came after Heigl, 29, withdrew herself from Emmy contention, saying that she didn’t feel she was “given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination.”
In response to Heigl’s griping, staffers are considering giving her character, Dr. Izzie Stevens, a brain tumor.“[Producer] Shonda [Rhimes] and the writers are pissed at her,” the source tells Us. “It’s their way of screwing with her. She won’t know whether she’s going to live or die.”

And it is pure awesome. Shit on the show that made you? Well they shit back.

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Thank God Someone Has Some Sense!

Page Six is reporting that a popular LA pet shop, The Puppy Store, has refused sale of a puppy to Parisite Hilton. Awesome!

According to the source, she went into the shop to buy a puppy for a photo shoot so "she could look cuter." The store knows about her history of animal cruelty and denied the sale. So according to a witness: "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!'"



Riiiight. This is the same store that was been investigated for buying inventory from puppy mills so the fact that they wouldn't sell a puppy to Parisite Hilton is amusing as hell to me!

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More Katherine Heigl Hate

NY Mag posted an open letter to Katherine Heigl which makes my heart sing with glee. Basically they (as well as everyone else) are tired of her shit and say what we're all thinking:

Okay, Heigl, we agree that Izzie’s story lines have become increasingly marginal and unbelievable. Lately, everyone on the show seems to think that Izzie’s completely irritating. So do we! We actually groan aloud when your perky face appears onscreen! There’s a theory we have about this, Katherine, so listen closely. Have you ever thought that maybe the writers are incorporating your own personality into that of your character? Because we read a lot of women’s magazine and gossip sites, and we think we kind of know you at this point. And guess what? You’re totally annoying and self-righteous, just like Izzie ... And then (and then!) you called your own hit movie, Knocked Up, “a little sexist.” You have a right to your opinion, and we might even agree with you. But you were Apatow’s first choice for that movie, you did it, you made lots of money, and it made you a certified movie star. What possessed you to bash it? Do you think you’re above the work that you do? It was a comedy, and you profited tremendously. You’re no Streep, honey, and even she does Abba with a smile ... now we’re going to throw you a bone: We think you’re a talented comedic actress. That’s right, your timing is much better than most, and you have a goofy onscreen persona that combines nicely with your California-girl looks.

I especially enjoy where they basically say the reason Izzie sucks is because Heigl sucks. That warms my could little soul.

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Katherine Heigl and Her Giant Ego

Apparently someone thinks they are the next Julia fucking Roberts so she passed up the opportunity to win another Emmy for her role on Grey's Anatomy. Her reasoning is that the writers for the show suck. Suprisingly enough, you piss off the writers, they piss back.

From Entertainment Weekly: “The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material? It's an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.”

Apparently the rumor is that her master plan is to piss them all off enough so she gets fired and is free to cash in on movie-making glory. Nevermind the fact that she is NOT Julia Roberts in any regard, and if she gets a reputation for throwing such shit fits then nobody is going to hire her ass.

I agree with Michael K. Fire the bitch and let her see how well she does. I'd give her a year before everyone's like "Katherine who?"

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Another Dumb Bitch

I don't watch her show, because watching a bunch of stupid bitches fight over a fake bi chick doesn't entertain me. But apparently this MySpace Whore turned Reality TV Whore thinks she is responsible for making gay marriage legal in California. Someone buy this ho a clue.

Tia Tequila said to Us Magazine: "It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

Gays everywhere are laughing their asses off at this dumb cow. Seriously, how does someone this dumb function? Oh yeah, that's what assistants are for.

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This is One Dumb Bitch

This is Heidi Montag from that dumb show I don't watch called The Hills. She got herself stuck in an ATM booth and had to have the papparazzis help her get out. That's one dumb whore.

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Sex and the City Makes 14-year-olds into Whores

Yeah and ER made me into a doctor. Blah.

Some chick named Lisa is claiming the hos of Sex and the City made her into a whore when she was but 14. "When you're that age you try to emulate people on TV. Carrie smoked, so I smoked, Samantha looked at hooking up with random people as not a big deal, so that's what I did too. It wasn't 'Sex and the City's' fault. I love the show, but I think it made it a little easier to justify my behavior."

She is now 22, but at the time she was just a sex-loving freak. She even used one of the lines from the show on a dude after he came in her mouth and she thought it tasted gross. She told him his stuff was rotten. "That was something that happened to me. I used her exact words: 'You have funky spunk.' I knew from watching the show that it had to do with something he was eating." See? The show is also educational. She learned things.

When she was 19, she quit being a skank and moved to Utah. She met a mormon dude, converted, married him, and is a wife and mommy to his kids. He no longer allows her to watch the show, and she's sold the DVD's on eBay and says everything's okay now. Nothing like a husband who tells you what TV shows to watch! Although with this bitch, he really has to. She might watch Desperate Housewives and try to become an old skank instead of a young one, thus starting the whole process over again.

Bah I'm calling shananigans anyway. It's just too much of a coincidence that she's coming forward with this right now when the damn movie is about to come out. Give her therapy and tell her to shut the hell up.

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I Hope She Gets a Uterus-Eating Disease.

Parisite Hilton is talking about having a kid. Y'know, she just can't let Nicole Richie do anything, she has to do it too. Dumb bitches.

However, don't worry, because she wants to wait until next year. Cue the flesh-eating disease on her womb next year, then.

A dumb bitch says what? "I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I'm so busy, but next year."

Has someone told this walking strain of herpes that babies are not like dogs? You can't just lock them in a closet when you want to go out. Animal control may not arrest your ass, but DFS and the cops will. You don't do a couple hours in jail for neglecting a child.

Oh who am I kidding? This kid will be raised by Mexican nannies. Ole!

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Brooke Hogan Makes Sense

Brooke Hogan apparently had something to say regarding her brother getting put in jail. What the hell she means, I have no idea.

From her MySpace: BSCurrent mood: pissed off
Category: Life
I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I'm really pissed that the truth didn't come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn't from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn't start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I'm starting to figure it out. And I'm gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don't understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He's not "NICK HOGAN." AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…"

Apparently that didn't say what she wanted to say because she took that down and put up this gem: wtvr
I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE
ps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl."

Whatever the hell that means. Her brother basically accepted his guilt in court but I cannot say I'm surprised that Brooke is throwing a hissy fit. Bitch.

That being said, I'm totally adding her to my friends list. I'm a MySpace whore!

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