Thursday, May 22, 2008

I Hope She Gets a Uterus-Eating Disease.


Parisite Hilton is talking about having a kid. Y'know, she just can't let Nicole Richie do anything, she has to do it too. Dumb bitches.

However, don't worry, because she wants to wait until next year. Cue the flesh-eating disease on her womb next year, then.

A dumb bitch says what? "I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I'm so busy, but next year."

Has someone told this walking strain of herpes that babies are not like dogs? You can't just lock them in a closet when you want to go out. Animal control may not arrest your ass, but DFS and the cops will. You don't do a couple hours in jail for neglecting a child.

Oh who am I kidding? This kid will be raised by Mexican nannies. Ole!

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