Chestica Not Only Probably Dumped, But Really Bad in Bed

No picture because Blogger needs it's head examined too.

So according to an email sent to the hos at The Superficial, Tony Romo not only dumped Chestica whilst drunk, he also humiliated her and made fun of her skills in the sack.

From the email: Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over. They are taking a "break." He could never see himself being serious and marrying this girl. He's just having fun with her. It's funny everyone is talking about them getting married when they are completely over. Sorry Jessica, Tony had his fun with you, and now is on to bigger and better things.

Yes, bigger and better things. Because he's so fucking mature that he does that to a woman. Yes, she is dumb. We get it. But no reason to fucking humiliate the bitch in front of your drunken retarded buddies. God what an asshole.

Anyways I'm gonna stop since I just realized I'm now standing up for Big Boobs Simpson. First Britney Spears, now this? I need my head examined. Be back soon!