And it doesn't work either. It doesn't matter how many stairs you stand on, you closeted mess, you are still a crazy-ass midget and your robot wife is still taller than you.
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- Pete Wentzy is Sooooo Romantic
- Clay Gayken is Not Gay!
- Jacko Likes Watching Grown Men Beat Each Other Up
- Sarah Larson Got Dumped
- Simpson-Wentzy Shiz
- See? I Was Right. He's Going to Rehab.
- Tito Brings Old Vagina to UFC After-Fight Party
- Sharon Stone is an Asshole
- Did She Escape?
- They Overpaid for this Trash
- Those Poor Hogans
- It's a Nice Day for a Lesiban Wedding
- Speaking of Gays...
- McCain is Polite. Still an Asshole, But Polite.
- Who Cares?
- Different Strokes...
- Mental Images...Nightmares...Ew!
- Jenna Jameson = Angelina Jolie
- Old Boobs!
- Which David Won?
- Mutt Lange is Still a Dumbass
- I'm Not the Only Bitch Who Thinks Nick Hogan Deser...
- Sex and the City Makes 14-year-olds into Whores
- I Hope She Gets a Uterus-Eating Disease.
- Excuse Me While I Get Back on My Soapbox...
- This Has Made My Afternoon
- This Shit Might be Better than the New Batman
- Nick Hogan Not Enjoying Jail
- Idol Finale Tonight
- This Bitch is Going to Jail
- Mutt Lange is a Dumbass
- Holy Hell!
- Being Married to Pete Wentz is Awesome
- Sharon Osbourne is Pennicle of Manners
- The Robot and the Midget Move to NYC
- This Explains a Lot
- Lohan Getting Sued Over the Coat
- Jean-Claude Van Damme to John Mayer: "MY Body is a...
- John Mayer's Body is a Wonderland. Ew.
- The Hell?
- New Batman Flick Poster
- Quick! Save this Child!
- Yay, Nightmares!
- It's a Nice Day for a White Wedding...
- Celebrities Have Always Been Insane.
- Happy Birthday Trent!
- More Boobs!
- Ewwwww! Ew Ew Ew Ew!!!!
- Wonky Boobs
- Color Me Shocked
- Yay Beth's Coming Back!
- Howard Stern is an Asshole
- Everyone's Spilling the Damn Beans
- Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Together
- Nicole Richie and Parisite Hilton are Misinformed
- Jack Black is About to Die
- Lunch Ruined - AGAIN!
- Oprah Gets Canceled
- Yes! Flashback City!
- Chestica Not Only Probably Dumped, But Really Bad ...
- Brooke Hogan Makes Sense
- Goth Family!
- Chestica Might be Dumped on Her Ass
- I'm Not Surprised
- What the Hell is that Shit on Her Head???
- A Crack Whore in the Woods
- They Got the Ol' Pillow Back Out!
- More Proof Heather Mills is Evil Incarnate
- Lover's Quarrel
- Wow. Just....Wow.
- Nick Hogan to Spend 8 Months in Jail
- Nice Try, Roseanne
- Robot Wife is Fully Functional Again
- My Uterus Hurts!!
- Michael Jackson in Drag
- Katherine Heigl to be Next Jennifer Aniston
- See? I Was Right. Next Stop: Rehab!
- Madonna is Shocking!
- See? Everything IS Bigger in Texas!
- Oldest Trick in the Book
- Papa Joe About to Cash In
- Britney on the Right Path (No, Not to Insanity...)
- Better Version of the Batman Trailer
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- Chestica is Still Feeling Left Out
- An Office Under the Stairs?!?!!
- As Usual....
- Obama is Funny
- Hey, It Was Worth a Shot.
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