Friday, May 23, 2008

Different Strokes...


This guy doesn't like chicks. He doesn't like dudes. He likes cars. In the sexual sense. Meaning, he likes to fuck cars. Don't ask me how it's done, I don't want to know. Today is not a good day for my poor brain. The mental images are going to send me to the loony bin.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change. I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

I guess he's not hurting anybody? Can a car say "no?"

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