Friday, May 09, 2008

My Uterus Hurts!!


When will this factory close? Seriously!

41-year-old psycho Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 18th kid. Since number 17 is like a year old, I was hoping the uterus finally declared defeat and ran like hell. But I guess not.

Pimp dad, Jim Bob, had this to say: "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."

And by "everybody working together to serve each other" he means "the kids do the work so me and Ma can have lots of icky Christian sex and not have to lift a single finger to clean or take care of the brood we have birthed."

Yes, I have issues. These people are insane.

No comments: