Thursday, May 01, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Still Has One Fan


Mark David Chapman shot John Lennon several times. None of these bullets hit Yoko Ono. Therefore he is the devil incarnate.

Chapter 27 is a film about the assassin which is apparently a big steaming pile of poo according to critics. Lindsay Lohan is in the click and plays Mark David's friend. I'm sure she was just amazing.

Apparently the real Mark David thinks so because he's got pictures of her all over his cell and wants her to write and visit him. Unfortunately she's too busy getting wasted and licking DJ chick vagina to give a shit.

Either way, she ought to be grateful. It's the only fan she's got left.

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