Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Lohan is a Theif as Well as a Lesbian and Has-Bian


22-year-old college student Masha Markova attended with some party where she sat close to ol' Lohan and she wore a $11,000 prized mink coat. When she left, she couldn't find the coat. Then pictures of the tired truck stop whore Lindsay started showing up on blogs wearing the stolen animal pelt.

After phone calls to the club where the party was held, and to her lawyer who contacted Lohan's lawyer, Masha got a package in the mail from the club with her jacket inside which was of course, wrecked. She said it stunk of cigarette smoke, alcohol, and there was a tear in the lining. Now she's going after Lohan for about 10 grand to pay for the damage.

Bitch should count herself lucky the jacket only smelled like smoke and booze. It could have smelled like tired lesbo pussy. Now THAT shit is rank! Have you ever gone into a public bathroom and this stale tuna-fish-rotten-egg sort of nasty smell is behind? You know a tired old lesbo was in there before you.

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