Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Nicole Richie and Parisite Hilton are Misinformed


Apparently Joel Madden went out one night and was seen "flirting" with Lindsay Lohan. In case you don't know [or care], Madden is Nicole Richie's baby daddy.

According to Star Magazine: The trouble started for the new mom after she decided to stay home with their 4-month-old daughter, Harlow, while Joel deejayed at Hornitos' Cinco de Mayo party at Crown Bar in L.A. However, while there, the Good Charlotte rocker seemed more interested in a seductive Lindsay than in spinning records. "Their heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers," says one onlooker. "Joel has a flirtatious side, and he definitely wasn't turning her away." Nicole was immediately alerted to the situation by her arch-frenemy Paris Hilton, who sent her a devastating text message: Lindsay was all over Joel! He was so zeroed in on Lindsay, he never heard his cell ring," a friend of the couple tells Star. "Nicole felt so incredibly helpless and upset that she threw her phone against the wall in a rage."

The amusing part is, apparently nobody told Nicole or Parisite that they have nothing to worry about. Lindsay has been eating tuna for a while now. Yes, she has a thing for DJ's. But the DJ must have a vagina. Problem solved, nobody has to kill Lohan.

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