Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Jack Black is About to Die


You see Angelina smiling. What you don't see is her summoning the minions to off Jack Black. He let slip what we all freaking know - which is that she is pregnant. But he confirmed the rumor that she was preggo with twins.

According to The Superficial: Angelina Jolie confirmed today that she is definitely sporting double fetuseses. She had no choice in the matter after Jack Black accidentally spilled the beans then sang a goofy song with his guitar.

Yeah I could've used Us Magazine's quote, but it wasn't as amusing.

Anywho. I hope you enjoyed Jack Black while we had him. He's a dead man now. Look at his face. He knows it. He's trying to figure out how far of a head start he has. He's looking for exits. Run, Jack, run!

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