So obviously Jennifer Aniston is elated that some dude is sticking around. Maybe she'll get to have that kid and give Dame Goddess the middle finger like she's been wanting to do for like 3 years now.
Apparently there's some other reason to love John Mayer, also known as "Chestica Simpson's sloppy seconds."
According to NY Daily News: "She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character," said one spy.
The reason can't just be that she is dating John Mayer. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson's sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner's ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he's a great guy, but because he's a "great" guy, if you know what we mean."His body actually is a wonderland," one ex was overheard saying.
Which if you are daft, means he has a big penis. Ew. Congrats, Jen? I dunno about that.
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Apparently there's some other reason to love John Mayer, also known as "Chestica Simpson's sloppy seconds."
According to NY Daily News: "She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character," said one spy.
The reason can't just be that she is dating John Mayer. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson's sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner's ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he's a great guy, but because he's a "great" guy, if you know what we mean."His body actually is a wonderland," one ex was overheard saying.
Which if you are daft, means he has a big penis. Ew. Congrats, Jen? I dunno about that.
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