Wednesday, May 07, 2008

See? Everything IS Bigger in Texas!


This chick is a 28-year-old wife and mother from Houston whose main ambition in life is to have the biggest ta-tas in the entire world. 'Cause you gotta have goals.

Sheyla Hershey currently has FFF size boobs and she holds the record in Brazil for biggest ever. She wants to be the biggest in the world. She says: “I want to look better each day, every day. Everybody’s got a dream inside, you know? And, it’s good when you can make your dream come true.”

Yeah that's exactly what Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. had in mind when he gave his speech in D.C.

Anywho, the state of Texas is impeding on her dreams. They apparently have a limit as to how much silicone they'll put in a human boob. One health professional advised she undergo a psychological evaulation before having any more surgery done in case she has an addiction. But that bitch works for Fox News and we all know how unbiased those assholes are. Don't let them ruin your dream, Sheyla! Keep on going until those chi-chis explode and kill everyone within a 5 mile radius! Or you just collapse from the topweight and are confined to a wheelchair, whichever comes first.


Sheyla will be following the dream to Brazil, where she will be able to have the surgery done. I wonder what ZZZ would look like. Probably just a giant tit with legs.

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