Friday, May 16, 2008

Ewwwww! Ew Ew Ew Ew!!!!


The National Enquirer is claiming there's a sex tape about to be released featuring Britney Spears and Adnan Gablibwhateverhisnameis. EW!

"Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing," said the insider. "She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"

Hey I know I stood up for her a few weeks ago, but it doesn't mean I wanna see her have nasty fat Frappicino-lubed sex with some dude. Just, ew. This to go with the rumor that she is now knocked up with this dude's child. Can't anybody in this family figure out how a condom works?

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