Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Being Married to Pete Wentz is Awesome


Oh yeah, it sounds like Ashlee's having a ball thus far. Nothing like a husband who calls radio stations and tells all your business. What a catch!

Pete Wentzy called up Ryan Gaycrest's radio show this morning to talk about his wedding and shit. He had lots to say.

On his new wifey: "legally [Ashley] is a Wentz ... I don't know what she'll do with her stage name, that's up to her. She hasn't decided that." He also goes on to say they signed a prenup. How romantic.

Also romantic? They're not having a formal honeymoon yet. They're hanging out in the basement. Seriously. "We got some blow-up palm trees. A little fake-n-bake tanning booth." Well Ashlee's starting to get fat, and Papa Joe wants to capitalize on that shit, and he hasn't figured out how yet since nobody wants to pay the retarded amounts of money he wants to get the "exclusive" on her and the kid.

Speaking of the kid, Gaycrest asked about that too. Wentzy was a little testy: "Ryan, this baby has not been confirmed. The only thing I'm confirming now is that we're in the basement on our honeymoon with these blow-up palm trees." Pissy bitch! His guyliner must be out and Papa Joe won't let him out of the basement to hit up Walgreen's.

What a romantic couple, these two.

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