Tuesday, May 27, 2008

It's a Nice Day for a Lesiban Wedding


The Daily Star is reporting that Lesiban Lohan has been telling people she's gonna marry her lesbo lover Samantha Ronson. Her spokeswhores are still denying she's bumping vaginas with the DJ.

She's been wearing an engagement ring on her ring finger this past weekend at Cannes. Rumor is that she's been saying she's planning at wedding at Dollywood in July. Yes, you read that right. Dollywood. I would give my left boob to witness this trash. Maybe Mommy Lohan will document it on her shitty reality show. That is, if she would quit denying that her daughter is a flaming firecrotch lesbian.

Her dad, however, knows the truth. He told Us Weekly his daughter's relationship "is evident to anyone with half a brain." Says a lot about his ex-wife.

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