Thursday, May 29, 2008

Simpson-Wentzy Shiz


Just want to get this news out of the way in one post since these freaks are related.


Pete Wentzy confirmed on his bassist's website that he and Ashlee are expecting. Duh.

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

Whatever. That poor kid is screwed already.

In other Simpson family stupidity, apparently Chestica and Tony Romo are really still together. Tony just has one big stipulation: that Papa Joe mind his own damn business.

A source tells The Chicago Sun-Times: "'He did agree to go to Ashlee's wedding -- keeping his promise to Jessica. But he made it super-clear that if they were to give it another go, her dad had to seriously back off.''

Apparently someone didn't read the contract he signed allowing him to get with the favorite Simpson daughter - Papa Joe can do whatever the hell he wants.

Hey Tony - don't look in the closet next time you and Boobs are doing the nasty. You know Papa Joe totally sits in there with a tissue and bottle of baby oil. I'm just saying!

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