Random Acts of Crap

A cabinet punched Kelly Osbourne in the face. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Britney Spears is not doing the VMA's this year. - The Superficial

Gas prices need to be brought under control. Not to make life easier on us poor people, but so Diddy can use his private jet again. Oh the humanity: Diddy is flying commercial. Do other passengers fit on the plane with his giant ego? Him and Kanye could never share a plane. - DListed

Why are less women going to church? Its all Buffy the Vampire Slayer's fault. Right. - HolyMoly

Kate Hudson and her hairdresser get sued. - IDLYITW

Random Acts of Crap

Lezzy Lohan takes a page from Katherine Heigl's book. - The Superficial

Kate Moss wears a see-through dress. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

I hope Benji Madden is infertile. - The Superficial

Katherine Heigl's bullshit may get Isaiah Washington brought back to Grey's Anatomy. - Celebitchy

Diddy is considerate of the women who have to see his balls. Ew. - DListed

Cute Dose of the Day

First off I need to say that Subway's footlong sammiches are $5 right now. And they lace that shit with crack becuase I just totally scared one in under 5 minutes. Yummy.

Anyway that's P. Diddy with his twin girls. They're at the finale of the new Making the Band like 47 or something. Don't care about that, just like how cute these girls are. So ignore the rest of the crap and just go "aw."

Yeah no hate. I'm a mommy now and I like looking at cute kids. Shoot me.