Monday, May 01, 2006

Mission: Blow Up the Newspaper Stand!!!


This shit is brilliant. And probably Tom Cruise had something to do with it, it's got his slimey fingerprints all over it.

To promote his new movie, (hey, in case you forgot, he's in a new movie! It's called Mission: Impossible 3! And he kisses a girl in it. But in a slightly less annoying film his woman robot, Katie/Kate Holmes was in, he had all that shit edited out.) they had some box in a newspaper machine so that when you opened it to get your paper, that stupid theme played. The box had fallen down off the box onto the papers, and some folks thought maybe it was a bomb. So they called the bomb squad, who blew it up.

You can't make this shit up. Seriously!

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