If Paris Hilton's family didn't have a bajillion dollars laying around, Paris would totally be homeless or dead. Because if she didn't have minions to open doors for her, she'd never be able to figure it out.
Someone's making some video game based on her life, and the video game is called Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam. I assume the object of the game is to screw as many men as possible while keeping that vapid "I never eat" expression on her face, I don't know.
Anyways, she showed up at the Electronic Entertainment Expo yesterday, and said this:
"Sorry I'm late," the heiress said. "I'm really excited to have my new video game, 'Diamondquest.' Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game," she said.
In case you weren't paying attention, the reason why this is hilariously freaking funny is because her game is called Jewel Jam. Doesn't even rhyme with 'Diamondquest.' Wow, how do you screw THAT up?
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