Paris Hilton's Album May Never Be Released

Really it will, it's just she's an idiot who has NO idea how the record industry works. If you care to know all the details, then click the link in the title. Otherwise, here's a recent picture of the Parisite:



"What do you mean I have the chest of a 10-year-old boy? Hee hee! Don't be mean to me or I'll get my friend Brandon Davis to call you lame names!"