Recently, Eva Longoria went out to eat with Mario Lopez (who is of Saved by the Bell fame if you don't already know) and I guess she thought she was hot shit, because that bitch got mad about paying her tab.
Her bill was only $17 and Eva handed her a $100 bill. When the waitress brought her change back, Eva grabbed it from her and sneered at her and said "Celebrities should be comped!" She then stormed out without leaving a tip.
Okay first, why the crap should celebs be comped? Bitches have more money than God, pay up and shut up, Eva.
Second of all, when Desperate Housewives ends, and even though it is hot shit, it will end, I officially curse Eva Longoria to be forced to work at Denny's. In L.A. So when some "celeb" comes by and stiffs her a tip, she can know what it feels like.
This is my pet peeve, folks. I'm sorry. Don't treat customer service workers like shit. It's like Tyler Durden said:
"We cook your meals, we drive your ambulances. We connect your calls, we guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us."
Ever seen that flick Waiting? That shit REALLY HAPPENS. I know people who used to work in restaurants. Don't fuck with the people who make your food. Now that this has published, Eva might as well stay in and cook. Bitch will be eating spit-on food til the end of time now, and she deserves it.
Sorry for the rant, but seriously. We're not talking about an Oscar winner here. Just some TV actress.
Oh, I have to say this, it's the shallow in me: Bitch looked a hot mess in that raggy ass dress with her tits hanging out. There. I feel better.
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