Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Jennifer Aniston Reacts to Brangelina Baby...And Nobody Cares


As if Brangelina needs any sort of acknowlegement from eternally boring and untalented Jennifer Aniston, (if you need proof of her lack of talent, look at the last like, five movies she's done) she's finally responded to the birth of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.

A friend close to Jen allegedly said, "Jen got the news late on Saturday afternoon." "And at first she was really surprised because she had heard it was going to be a boy. After some debate with Vince Jen decided to call Brad's manager and give congratulations from them both. "I think Jen is really proud of herself for swallowing her pride and getting over her personal feelings to pass on her best wishes to the whole family. But Jen also says she's as curious as anyone else to see what the baby looks like, and for her, that's where the real suspense is!"

When Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston originally broke up, he said it was because she didn't want to have kids yet, and Jennifer, if I remember right, quoted that reason as well, since she wasn't ready or some shit. So they split, he finds someone that WANTS kids, and the rest of us have to endure the whining about how "mean" and "insensative" Brad is for getting a girlfriend who is light ages hotter than Aniston? I know it sucks to be upgraded, but shut the hell up, Jennifer. Nobody cares anymore. Blah.

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