K Fed Discovers Soap

So someone stopped K Fed, and said "Hey man, the body odor smell? It's not doin' it for ya. Try this, it's called 'soap.'" And voila, these photos for Item magazine are born, with K Fed looking like a normal human who doesn't crawl around in trailer parks scamming for cash.

Anywho, he "cleared up" some shit. And by "cleared up" I mean "he is so full of bullshit it's not funny.

On rumors: "You'll never see that guy they say cheats or goes partying all the time. If I'm there and I'm out at a club, I am there for a reason. I am not there to mingle with women. All that shit is done to me. I did that when I was 21."

On his kids: "It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit."

On his image: "I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it's, 'How's the wife and kids?' Not that I mind; that's my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears' husband, that's the day I am looking forward to."

On his media conspiracy theory: "The same day Dick Cheney shoots someone, they've got me on the cover of MSN [Web site]. It's life they're diverting attention from what's really going on."

Oh my GOD, K Fed! You're totally right! It's a CONSPIRACY against YOU. Give me a break. This dude is dumber than a box of hair. You're not an artist, you're a mooch.

And "You don't have it easy with me?" Can you say "Hypocrite?" I knew you could. Mr. Leech-Off-the-Wife? Give me a break! He looks like a human, but he still talks like a dipshit.

There are a couple more pictures of K Fed looking like he doesn't smell at the link in the title.