Saturday, May 20, 2006

Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie Due at Any Moment


And you know if I saw the birth of the TomKitten as the coming of the antichrist alien baby, that I see this birth as the coming of the savior. I adore Angelina, even though there has been SO much press on her lately it's not even funny.

Security has tightened at the Brangelina complex in Nambia, as Angie would like to do a home birth. However, they have a plane on hold should something go wrong.

I can't wait to see the baby, as I am sure he or she will be beautiful. Hopefully they have enough privacy, because I know reporters are chomping at the bit on this one. Good luck, Brangelina!

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