Thursday, May 11, 2006

Tom Cruise Can't Open Car Doors


Link in title shows TomKat's arrival to the red carpet for the premiere of Mission: Impossible 3 last week. The car is a $1.3 million Bugatti Veyron, and when Crazy Cruise tries to be all nice and open the door for Katie-Kate, he can't figure that shit out.

The scientologists pay him off to be their psychotic spokesbitch, but the dwarf can't even open a car door. Niiiiice.

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