Friday, May 12, 2006

Youngest Mother in Britian is Dumb


I used that picture because when I did a Google Image search for "pregnancy clip art" all I got was naked pregnant women. Ew. So I figured I'd put another glorious mom moment up there. Why not.

An anonymous girl is set to be Britian's youngest mother, and not only is SHE dumb, but the grandma-to-be is dumb as shit too. The girl is 11, and will be 12 when she has her baby. She smokes and drinks, and doesn't think it'll hurt the baby. Apparently, she concieved the baby when she was drunk. This kid makes Britney Spears look like mother of the year:

She also conceived the child during a drunken night out with a 15-year-old-boy. The boy in question is currently facing statutory rape charges.Her 34-year-old mother, who gave birth to her youngest child eight months ago, said she was 'proud' of her daughter. The youngster, who lives near Edinburgh, says looking after her younger brothers has prepared her for motherhood.
But the girl admits she "panics and cries" when babies are unwell and does not feel able to bathe them.She told the Sun: "I didn't think I'd get pregnant because it was my first time. But I'm really excited and looking forward to being a mum.
"I can't wait to take the baby swimming and out for walks in the pram. I think I'll be able to cope as I've had lots of practice looking after my brothers.
"I know how to feed a baby its bottle and I can change nappies. But I panic and cry if they're sick and I don't like giving them a bath because I'm a bit frightened.
"It's good to know I'll have my mum here to help me if I need her."The girl, who has shoulder-length dark hair, began smoking at nine and started drinking tonic wine and vodka cocktails at ten. She claimed her cigarette habit was not harming the health of her unborn child.
She said: "I can give up smoking at any time, but I don't find it affects my pregnancy."
The girl, whose parents split up several years ago, said she would like a baby boy - and may call him Leo.


Yeah, I hope the British equivelient to our DFS take a look into that one. It doesn't look good for that baby.

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