I guess OJ Simpson is selling some DVD where he tries to be Ashton Kutcher and goes around playing tricks on you.
Apparently, one of his "tricks" is him trying to sell the infamous "white Bronco" at a couple used car lots. He tells one dealer:
"It was good for me - it helped me get away. It's a car that I personally made famous. The car has escapability, if you ever get into some trouble."
First of all, he didn't get away. His ass went to trial, and he fucking got off. Second of all, this just cements and gold-plates his seat in hell. Seriously. Doesn't he still owe families of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman from when he lost that wrongful death suit? He'd better be giving them the ten dollars this DVD will make him.
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