Thursday, May 11, 2006

Star Jones Has Fans?!?!?!?!


Apparently, Star Jones HAS fans. Sadly, they are all of the homophobic, crazy variety. The freaks approached her at the Kentucky Derby and showed their support for Jones:

"How dare she talk about you and your weight?" one matronly fan told Jones Reynolds, according to a Lowdown spy. "She didn't want anyone talking about her when she was pretending to be straight."

Another woman added: "I'm from Arkansas and I watched her show every day. I loved her until she became that mean, raging lesbian. God's going to get her."

A third chimed in: "It's despicable that they are allowing her to promote that stuff on 'The View' now. I won't be watching anymore. At least Ellen [DeGeneres] is tasteful about it."

O'Donnell's PR rep told me, "Rosie never denied she's gay," and otherwise dismissed the complaints. "Everyone is interested in how the show will be in September — the women in flowery hats at the Derby included."

Aw, Star, people love you. Although, these fans need to realize their idol is married to a gay dude. Since they hate the homos so much.

I'm still rooting for an O'Donnell v. Jones cage match. I want ringside seats, man.

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