Monday, May 15, 2006

Brangelina to Never Marry




Apparently, man slave Brad Pitt really wants to marry Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie, but she's had no success in the marriage department before (she's been married and divorced twice) so she's in no hurry to run to the altar now.

"Brad has literally got down on his knees to beg Angelina to change her mind, but she laughs pulls him to his feet, kisses him and says, 'Let's not ruin something so perfect.'"

Damn skippy, Brad. Don't go pissing off The Goddess. She might tell Maddox on you, and get your ass banished.

Anyways, all joking aside, those pictures are from Nambia, where the Jolie/Pitt fam have been staying. Angie still looks hella pregnant, so I guess no baby yet.

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