Tom Cruise's fellow cult members-I mean SCIENTOLOGISTS-have been buying up hundreds of tickets to Mission: Impossible 3 since it's box office earnings were not what they were expected to be.
Ah, why did we worry? We should've known his little slaves would make him look good. I don't care what they do. You can rest assure that I won't be seeing that piece of crap. The commercials have come on proclaiming such wonderful reviews for this movie, but every review I've read has said it was pretty damn mediocre, and the first two were WAY better. Methinks some Scientologists have also been paying off some of the reviewer guys. I wouldn't put it past them.
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