After getting me all excited that she might have come to her senses, and was dumping the K Fed and getting herself back to the old sexy, I see THIS shit:
The star is planning on renewing her vows with husband Kevin Federline after he romantically purposed for the second time and pledged to stop letting her down.
Kevin reportedly got down on one knee and said: "Let's f***ing do it again!"
A friend of the couple revealed to Britain's Heat magazine: "Kevin has pledged his eternal love to Britney and swears he is going to stop acting like a jerk to her.
Britney is jumping for joy. This is all she's every wanted to hear." The pair are allegedly planning to hold the ceremony in Las Vegas. It will be the second time Britney has tied the knot in the Nevada state.
First, of COURSE he pledged to be nice. He realized his Cash Cow was getting pissed off and ready to cut off the money.
Second: "Let's fucking do it again?" Are you KIDDING me? THAT made her swoon??? What does he do to initiate sex?? "Hun, let's get nekkid and git r' dun!"
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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