There's all sorts of jacked up rumors surrounding the Jolie/Pitt Fam that they released a statement setting things right, and all that jazz:
• Jolie has not signed on for Tomb Raider 3 and has no plans to play video-game heroine Lara Croft any time soon.
• Pitt is not trying to convince Jolie to join the cast of Ocean's 13. (Sorry, George.)
• Jolie is not looking to adopt a Namibian infant – at least not right now.
• The actress is not planning a "water birth" for the couple's baby-to-be, or to name the baby Africa.
• Jolie's ill mom, Marcheline Bertrand, is not near death and did not ask Jolie to give birth in France as a "dying wish."
• Pitt did not purchase for Jolie a "fidelity necklace" as a pre-baby wedding gift. In fact they currently have no plans to marry.
• Finally, Jolie is not planning to buy a small African nation of her own.
Aw, shucks. I was entertained by the "water birth" idea. Funny how shit gets around.
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