Random Acts of Crap

Clay Aiken is gay. Yes, today I am playing Captain Obvious. - Picture: IDLYTW Story: Reuters

Still more Girls Next Door drama. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Lezzy Lohan and her father are still fighting and hating each other. - The Superficial

John McCain lied to David Letterman, and Letterman totally pwns him on his show. - DListed

David Blaine's finale of fakery. - IDLYITW

Random Acts of Crap

Jenna Jameson confirms she's having twins on her MySpace blog. Of course she's having twins. I'm just surprised its only two babies. God knows that vagina could fit a whole herd a kids up there. She could outdo Brangelina with one sneeze. - IDLYITW

David Blaine is still full of shit. - MollyGood

Amy Winehouse's husband would rather stay in jail than stay at his mother's or go to rehab. Color me shocked. - DListed

Breastfeeding pictures might be out somewhere of Jamie Lynn Spears feeding her baby. Because she's underage, this might get some Walmart employees in very deep poop. - IDLYITW

Dane Cook is appealing his eviction from his apartment because he has a right to live there. Why, you ask? Because the building that he lives in, John Belushi and Steve Martin once lived there. Don't ask me how this makes sense legally, but I'm sure he'll make it work. - DListed

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Things that make you want to poke out your eardrums with a Q-Tip: Josh Groban butchering the hell out of your favorite TV show theme songs at the Emmys. Glad I missed that one. - DListed

Protestors outside the premiere of the play All my Sons which of course stars robot wife Katie-Kate Holmes. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Myley Cyrus is a spoiled brat. - DListed

George Michael got arrested outside another public bathroom. He had drugs on him. I'm just as shocked as you are. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Some guy didn't shave his beard until the new Metallica album came out. Ew. - Seriously OMG

Parisite Hilton works really really hard. At what, I don't know. - The Superficial

Another Brangelina break-up rumor. As if Dame Goddess would allow him to go anywhere without her permission. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Tom Cruise and his robot wife want us to know they are still in loooooove. Or something like that. - DListed

Michael Lohan compares his older daughter to Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie. About the only thing they have in common really is that Angie had a lezzy phase once too. - The Superficial

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Brooke Hogan tucks back her penis and wears a bikini. Good job, Brooke. You ALMOST pass. - The Superficial

Will Smith denies again that's he's a part of the $cientology cult. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Lezzy Lohan and Sam Ronson hate on Sarah Palin via Lezzy's MySpace blog. - The Superficial

Matthew McConaughey finished that triatholon an hour faster than JLo. Boy, she's gonna be pissed that people know that. - WWTDD

Eva Mendes has done the sexy in all 50 states. Alaska was not a good experience, incidentally. I blame Sarah Palin. - DListed

Mary Louise Parker's boobies on Weeds. - Egotastic

Reunited, and it feels so good. (Britney Spears at Starbucks.) - The Superficial

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George Takai (Mr. Sulu of Star Trek) and his partner of 21 years tie the knot. Congrats, guys! - The Superficial

Ashton Kutcher is a high school football coach. For some reason, this amuses me. - Socialite Life

Britney Spears' new album to be released December 2nd. - DListed

Jennifer Lopez competed in a triatholon. Everyone pay attention to her for a minute so she'll shut the eff up. - IDLYITW

Amy Winehouse is a no-show for her own birthday party. Her reason: she's too ugly to go out. She's just NOW noticing that she looks like a train wreck from hell??? - DListed

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Dannielynn turns two. Geez has it been THAT long??? - I'm Not Obsessed

Kanye West got arrested. I giggled. - DListed

Sir Paul McCartney to wed a third time? Someone needs to quickly show him a picture of the vulture ex-wife and set his ass straight. - Holy Moly

More Batman movie rumors. Since they are still merely rumors, I say "meh." - IDLYITW

Eva Longoria says she's not pregnant, just fat. Seriously, that's what she said. Sometimes these dumbasses do my job for me. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Chestica Simpson still singing country music and still sucking at it. - IDLYITW

In spite of his claims, P. Diddy Puff Daddy whateverhisnameis does not in fact, own his own private jet. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

In more Chestica Simpson news, apparently the fans are allowing her to go to Dallas Cowboy games to cheer on her bribed boyfriend Tony Romo on one condition - she not wear a Cowboy's jersey. Goodie. - The Superficial

Is Sam Ronson gonna make Lezzy Lohan an honest lesbian? - DListed

Pamela Anderson says she is absolutely NOT dating Michael Jackson. Thank God for small favors. - Holy Moly

Random Acts of Crap

Christina Aguileria and her boobs went to the VMA's. - The Superficial

Dr. House has a bald spot. Well, he's mostly bald, really. - Daily Mail

Minnie Driver gave birth to a son. I hope like hell the daddy isn't Criss Angel because God knows we don't need another do-rag wearing asshole running around faking building escapes. - The Superficial

Speaking of that douchebag, rumor has it that Holly got sick of waiting on Hugh Hefner to make an honest woman of her and has been cheating on his old ass with Criss Angel. Talk about a downgrade. - Celebitchy

Random Acts of Crap

Chestica Simpson plays the Grand Ole Opry. Country fans still thinks she sucks, and also now thinks she dresses slutty. Well, duh. Just because she changed genres doesn't mean she still isn't gonna air out the ol' funbags. - IDLYITW

How much are the Hulgan's worth? Who cares, they're still all orange freak douchebags. - In Case You Didn't Know

Here's a rundown of the VMA's last night, in case you didn't give a shit. Don't ask me what happened because I didn't actually read any of this. - IDLYITW

Russia hates South Park. Apparently they have no sense of humor. - MollyGood

Twins for Ashlee and Pete Wentzy? - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

Photoshop meets Sarah Palin. Too bad, too. That'd be awesome. - The Superficial

Katherine Heigl frightens innocent puppies. Its true. - IDLYITW

Amy Winehouse requires 48 bottles of Jack Daniels to perform in a concert. That's just an appetizer. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Lilly Allen explains her "feud" with Queen Elton. I still say he wins. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

Harry Potter is not a virgin. Dumbledore would be so disappointed in him. - DListed

Jamie Lynn Spears sends baby gift to Bristol Palin. Quick! Someone tell John McCain! I'll bet he'll need his Depends changed. - The Superficial

Enzyte CEO gets 25 years for fraud. - AVN

Jason Priesley is one hairy bastard. - DListed

Parisite Hilton calls the paps "annoying." As in, "if they're not paying attention to me, they're annoying." - Pink is the New Blog

Christina Aguilera's boobs are still huge. - IDLYITW

Random Acts of Crap

This is Sarah Palin's future son-in-law. Says "I'm a fuckin' redneck" who likes hockey, shooting things, and not having kids. Awesome person to have associated with you when you're RUNNING FOR SECOND IN COMMAND of the fucking country. I'm voting democrat and this just cements it, nails down the coffin, and any other cliche you can fucking think of. - The Superficial

Colin Farrell saved a homeless guy. - Mollygood

Kevin Spacey sees a naked dude's ass across his lap, so what does he do? Why he grabs it of course. Hell no, he's not gay! - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

Remember that random cocktail waitress that George Clooney dated? That chick that nobody knew who the fuck she was and had NO career until Clooney started doing her and basically GAVE her said career? She apparently cheated on George. Way to say 'thank you,' nameless cocktail waitress chick. - The Superficial

Lezzy Lohan and her dad the famewhore are still at it via MySpace and the media. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Axl Rose wants to fuck Kelly Osbourne. Ew. Poor Kelly. - HolyMoly

Chestica Simpson is still epically failing at country music. - DListed

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Michael Lohan yaps about daughter Lezzy Lohan being "used" by her girlfriend. - IDLYITW

The girlfriend, Sam Ronson, responds via her MySpace blog. Whoo, don't get lezzies pissed! They blog mean. - DListed

Katie-Kate Holmes has huge bruises on her knees. You know those didn't come from doing sexy things with her alien midget husband. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Suge Knight arrested for beating up his girlfriend. - The Superficial

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A cabinet punched Kelly Osbourne in the face. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Britney Spears is not doing the VMA's this year. - The Superficial

Gas prices need to be brought under control. Not to make life easier on us poor people, but so Diddy can use his private jet again. Oh the humanity: Diddy is flying commercial. Do other passengers fit on the plane with his giant ego? Him and Kanye could never share a plane. - DListed

Why are less women going to church? Its all Buffy the Vampire Slayer's fault. Right. - HolyMoly

Kate Hudson and her hairdresser get sued. - IDLYITW

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Promo shots for the new season of Desperate Housewives are out. Yes I am still watching this crappy show. I cannot help it. You know you watch it too. - DListed

Denise Richards stupid reality show gets the ax. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Jenna Jameson finally confirms she's knocked up. Also claims to be "devout Catholic." Stop laughing. - DListed

Charlie Sheen's new wife is already pregnant. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Madonna kicks off her new tour with a vain attempt at controversy. The entire world yawns. - DListed

P Diddy gets pulled over, gets gun pulled on him. However, cops with guns were "really respectful." Awesome. - Mollygood

The Olympics are over. Does that mean we can go one day without hearing something about Michael Phelps now? - DListed

Minnie Driver is really really REALLY pregnant in a bikini. - IDLYITW

Michael Lohan challenges KFed to a boxing match. This could be awesome, no matter who wins. - TheSuperficial

Kim Kardashian cuts her toe. - IDLYITW

Random Acts of Crap

Chestica Simpson wants to sell you beer. - The Superficial

Lezzy Lohan sideboob. - IDLYITW

Lilly Allen is punching people. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Gwen Stefani is in the hospital for a scheduled C-Section today. FINALLY. I wondered if they were gonna wait until the kid was in middle school or something. - DListed

Amy Winehouse is NOT going to rehab. Because that is a good idea. - Celebitchy

Random Acts of Crap

What in the gay hell are Matt Lauer and Al Roker doing? Oh well, its amusing. - DListed

Michael Phelps is offically a god now. Worship as you see fit. - MichaelPhelpsFacts.com

For his giant ego that requires its own hotel room, Kanye West sure looks like a creepy old grandpa in a swimsuit. - DListed

Weigh in on Katherine Heigl: Fug or Fab? Yeah you don't have to guess what I vote for. - Go Fug Yourself