Random Acts of Crap

Some guy didn't shave his beard until the new Metallica album came out. Ew. - Seriously OMG

Parisite Hilton works really really hard. At what, I don't know. - The Superficial

Another Brangelina break-up rumor. As if Dame Goddess would allow him to go anywhere without her permission. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Tom Cruise and his robot wife want us to know they are still in loooooove. Or something like that. - DListed

Michael Lohan compares his older daughter to Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie. About the only thing they have in common really is that Angie had a lezzy phase once too. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Christina Aguilera takes her wonky boobs out to party - Celebitchy

TMZ and People fighting over picture rights of the Brangelina chosen ones - DListed

Tatum O'Neal bought crack because her dog died - TheSuperficial

Cynthia Nixon's dykey girlfriend hates chick clothes - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Megan Fox likes doing sexy times - The Superficial

Brit Brit Spears circa 1997. She still looks sorta crazy. - IDLYITW

The 2008 MTV Movie Awards were the other night. I know, I don't care either - IDLYITW

Brangelina Kids Get Ice Cream for Breakfast

Well of course they do. Could you imagine saying no to Maddox? Me neither. They don't have a bedtime either, so they just run around the house screaming on a sugar high I guess.

Woo I'll bet that house is just a barrel of fun. Given I only have one kid, but at 10 months, if he's tired, he is hell on wheels. I couldn't imagine dealing with four young kids tired and cracked out on sugar. Oh I'll bet that's a party. That shit is making me tired just thinking about it.

Save Shiloh!

According to Star Magazine, the Brangelina household is crazy. Well DUH. It's full of kids. And Maddox is only one child. He can only control so much of the chaos. His minions are off saving the world and shit.

Apparently Zahara thinks she is queen of the palace. From one source: "She screams and shouts at the boys when she doesn't get her way. Z once clawed Shiloh's cheek after she tried to take her cookie. She's always pulling on Shiloh's hair so she can steal her food."

She'd better be careful. When Maddox's minion gets home she's gonna be in trouble. And by "minion" I mean the Man-Slave. What? You thought he was only slave to the Dame Goddess? This is MADDOX people. Geez.