Random Acts of Crap

Christina Aguilera takes her wonky boobs out to party - Celebitchy

TMZ and People fighting over picture rights of the Brangelina chosen ones - DListed

Tatum O'Neal bought crack because her dog died - TheSuperficial

Cynthia Nixon's dykey girlfriend hates chick clothes - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Megan Fox likes doing sexy times - The Superficial

Brit Brit Spears circa 1997. She still looks sorta crazy. - IDLYITW

The 2008 MTV Movie Awards were the other night. I know, I don't care either - IDLYITW

Random Acts of Crap

Frasier had a heart attack! - DListed

While Nick Hogan sits in jail crying, bitching over money like a retarded ingrate, his mother parties it up with 19-year-old boyfriend. World vomits. - The Superficial

Tatum O'Neal likes crack. - The Superficial

Denise Richards: See You Next Tuesday! - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Kat Von D brings some class to Spike TV's "Guys Choice Awards." - Hollywood Rag

Boobs! Angelina and her preggo chi-chis do Vanity Fair - Hollywood Rag